Lady Gaga has reached the unobtainable heights of stardom for most of us…..or has she? The company Pipedream seems to have come up with a money making scheme to cash in on the increasing eroticism of pop by creating their own line of pop star love dolls. First up in the “Super Star Series” is...
Russell Brand is about to get a bit of a bashing in the US as early reviews of Arthur suggest it might not quite live up to Dudley Moore’s original. This was fairly predictable turn of events – American movies have a way of devaluing British comics as the two types of humour can sit...
Wow! We just had a great idea for a business, Take a t-shirt for about 50p, add a One Direction logo to it, and flog it on for £16. That’s a great margin. We’ll be rich by Christmas…..oh hang on someone’s done it. Here’s the stuff they are putting out there in the name of...
Since Garden Force, Alan Titchmarch’s every move seems deliberately calculated to play to his target audience of the over 50s. Strange then that he should break the cover of his “ooo I’m a jolly down to earth avuncular” type to bring on One Direction. We similarly though it was strange the band should choose this...
Now, we make no bones about the fact we are Team Minaj here at TMM…but we still tried to be as neutral as possible. Then Nicki Minaj comes out with this. It’s a genuinely funny retort at Lil Kim, sending her up for selling her Black Friday on eBay. Overall she’s taken a more witty...
We were pretty excited about the new Louis Theroux documentary with the most hated family in America, namely the Westboro Baptist church, not least because of their tuneful way of condensing unprecedented levels of bile and hate into popular song covers. Here’s a clip from 2007: “God Hates The World” a modern Christian take on...
Before we get into our V Magazine/ Lady Gaga want we wanted to share this pic from google of Gaga playing in Carlisle. Alex Ferguson don’t look too happy about it. We though we’re excited. We’re big Lady Gaga defenders. She’s managed the almost impossible task of being everywhere while maintaining a sense of mystery...
Britney has always been able to take the piss out of herself….but now she’s gone a bit further by covering herself in faeces. Yes…that was a strange way to start an article…but just watch this video and all will make sense: Now….we doubt that really is poo (sorry to wreck the illusion), and the jumping...
Who could make the Rebecca Black legend happen? Only either a genius or someone so lacking in self awareness that they could come straight out of a Christopher Guest film. Well, here’s a very strange interview with Patrice Wilson, the founder of Ark Music Factory and the person Rebecca Black’s parents gave $2,000 dollars to...
Now Calvin Harris is no stranger to kick offs on Twitter (he once called BPI staff “massive retards” before obviously being informed that was a huge dick thing to say and making a swift apology)…but this time he’s been in a little spat with none other than Katy Perry. Here’s how it unfolded: Katy: “FYI...
Cobblers! Robbie Williams has gone and turned down a job on the X Factor it has been reported. Now, Robbie Williams seems to invoke very different reactions in most people….but usually these are strong reactions whichever way people lean. Over the years we ourselves have changed between seeing him as the cheeky chap who can...
We definitely loved this when we saw this – its not that we’re Team Emma Watson, it’s just we love to see battles between fan groups. Following this logic, you can imagine how we laughed when we saw this on Imperfect Words: Now there have been random tabloid rumours that there was a bit of...
