A Friend in London: New Tomorrow – Denmark’s Eurovision Entry 2011
Who? A Friend In London Country? Denmark Our Thoughts? Well if the leadsinger thinks his hair is going to make him stand out, he’s in for a shock when he sees Jedward’s mighty quiffs. Apart from this though New Tomorrow isn’t bad, but at the same time isn’t great and probably shouldn’t have been the...
Eurovision Odds Go Crazy as Jedward Seem More Likely To Win 2011 Contest
William Hill are shitting themselves a bit today as Jedward odds have shortened so much that it leaves them facing a £100,000 pay out to just one punter if the little imps pull off a win. We’ve got the full odds below, but it’s worth having a look at Jedward first of all. The bookmakers...
Arcade Fire Hook Up With David Byrne For The Suburbs Re-Release
David Byrne is a bit of a hero at TMM. The Talking Heads frontman hasn’t really made it into the mainstream since he provided vocals for X-Press 2 on the 2002 hit Lazy. However, now he’s set to come back and show a whole new generation how good he is as Arcade Fire will be...
Adele’s Ex Boyfriend’s Outrageous Demands
When you split up with with someone, there’s a set of rules as to how you go about it. You can’t do it by text, you can’t do it in a public place and you can’t ask for a percentage of any any money made from the upset that you’re causing. It seems Adele’s ex...
Jedward Make a Move On Lena Meyer-Landrut
We were never really sure about Jedward’s sexuality. Many times it’s been suggested to us that they are gay, but we’ve always preferred to think of them as asexual - jumping around, singing the Ghostbusters’ theme tune and sex just don’t seem to mix. It’s like using Ribenna as a mixer. It takes childhood and...
Justin Bieber Gets Pelted With Eggs
It’s a brave person who infiltrates a Justin Bieber concert in order to pelt him with eggs – it seems someone has plucked up the courage though to do what a lot of us want to. Unfortunately they all missed, but of course Twitter has been trending with lots of little ones outraged at what’s gone...
Ringo Starr New Album Is Unwanted!
It has been “revealed” (the word is in inverted commas because it implies some degree of anticipation) that Ringo Starr will be putting together an autobiographical album. Here’s what he had to say: “I am actually making a record about Liverpool. It’s about me and Liverpool. It’s like I’ve decided to do mini-autobiographies, instead of writing a...
Girls Aloud Reunion in 2012 Confirmed
While everyone goes crazy over the Girls Aloud possible reunion, I’m afraid I’m going to have to poor some cold water over it. While we’d love to see the girls putting out a new album of their trademark catchy pop (with nonsensical lyrics), it seems much more likely that it will just be a few...
Noel Gallagher Solo Album Complete and Ready for October Release Date
Here at TMM we are always on the side of Noel Gallagher. Oasis slit people into two groups, and it always surprised us how some of our friends could be on “Team Liam”. Now don’t get us wrong, when Beady Eye came out we were pretty excited, but for us it was always Noel...
Blue Take Aim at Phillip Schofield
They haven’t been back on the scene long, but already Blue are making the type of comments that made them one of the most entertaining and cringe worthy bands of recent times by having a go at Phillip Schofield. We’ve already talked about Lee’s run in with The Wanted, and his 9 11 comments. The...
Mel B To Replace Cheryl Cole On The X Factor UK?
Why would Mel B be good a good replacement for Cheryl Cole on the X Factor? Because she can’t keep her mouth shut and usually what she blurts out is entertaining – and it is ironically in this manner that she has hinted she will be on the next X Factor. Speaking on Jamie Theakston’s...
Rihanna and Britney Spears S&M Remix and a Moral Dilemma
Rihanna and Britney Spears have been having a bit of a love in over on Twitter. The reason behind this? Well it looks like they have become best buds since working on this little number: Here’s what they had to say back and forth to each other: Rihanna: I got a #SEXY collabo comin your...
