Perez Hilton thrives on being…well…a bit of a nob. It was this time last year when he got hit by Will.i.am after saying some fairly provocative statements about Fergy. This he milked for all it was worth afterwards – his faux over the top outrage belying the fact that he treats such things as an occupational hazard.

And now he’s got into a war with Lily Allen – herself prone to straight talking. It began with Perez posting a tongue in cheek picture of Lily at a football match getting drunk next to her grandfather. He commented:”she must have gotten waaaaaaasted during the match”.

Lily was not happy – she admitted she got drunk and added ‘that guy is a such a woman hating retard, there are pictures of Hugh Grant at the same game sipping pints, he didn’t publish those though” and declared “Perez Hilton thinks I am a vagina. I think he wants one of his own”.

She later stated she was not being homophobic – a smart move to shut down anyone who gets the wrong end of the stick.

Perez Reply did nothing but fan the flames…..’I could use a vagina. I’ve already got two assholes and shit just won’t stop coming out of my mouth! We’re a lot alike!’

This row has all the ingredients to rumble on for months….

Picture Courtesy of <Benoit>